Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel

"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.

by denkifuro August 11, 2012

love at first bite

1) When the victim falls in love with the vampire
2) What has happened to twi-hards/twilight fans

In my fictiontasy, Edward Cullen performed culleningus on me. It was love at first bite.

by catfight12 January 11, 2009

The first 48

a time in which a guy takes interest and you, and after this time is up you are ghosted

Example: he hasn't texted me back in 3 days, yes because he hit you with the first 48

by Karinbean6969 February 11, 2017

Eat The Crust First

The act of having gay sex.

You know lance? He eats the crust first.

by jimmu November 8, 2003

Feet First in the Boneyard

To have wild sex.

"Jane and I just met last night, but by 2:00 AM we landed feet first in the boneyard.

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006

from first to last

from first to last started in 2002 and went through many line up changes. now it is matt (lalalaa/chugawug), travis (rararawr/chugawug) matt m.(laaalala/thumbthump), derek (bangbang). they have just released their self-entitled album anddd its not there best but its good.

albums:
esasthiesaetic - 7.8 outa 10
dear diary - 9.4 outa 10
heroine - 8.5 outa 10
thenew one - 6.2 outa 10

from first to last is sweet as shit.

by coreyx3 June 14, 2008