facebook status 

A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.

But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.

Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(

New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today

facebook status by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010

facebook worm 

Some one who spends way too much time logged on to facebook.com

I never see her anymore, I don't think she leaves her house. She's become a complete facebook worm.

facebook worm by JimTalbot April 17, 2009

facebook taper 

The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.

After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.

facebook taper by jahscii November 4, 2009

Facebook Chat blue balls 

when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation

Damn, thought he was online... Now I got Facebook Chat blue balls.

Facebook Chat blue balls by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010

Facebook PDA

The compulsive need for guys and girls to write all over their girlfriends/boyfriends' Facebook walls, as if they don't realize that everybody else will have to see it and honestly most people don't care!

Wall writing my include, but is not limited to:
I love you :)
Babe, I miss you soooooo much!
When next am I seeing you?
I'm so sad cuz you're not here :(
etc. etc. etc.

Friend 1: Did you see that Jenny and Tom are "in a relationship" on Facebook?

Friend 2: How could I not notice. They've been together for 2 seconds and the Facebook PDA is all over my News Feed.

Facebook PDA by Ellarina January 2, 2011

Facebook Commentathon 

An endless, and often boring list of comments made by a number of friends over a number of days, often resulting in posts over 50 times the average quota of a Facebook post that invariably veer miles away from the initial postee's post.

Pete: Had the best night eva with Sammy D and co - yeah man, you guy's fucking rock!
(100 posts later ...)
Eddie: I think elephants really have amaaaaaaaaaazing memories and shit. And wtf is with the Facebook Commentathon dude?

Facebook Commentathon by Bally in the Bellfry February 26, 2011

Facebook Vacation 

After being sickened by the masses' predictable reaction to events, addictively engrossed in endless links, photos and comments posted by others or just burned in a bad exchange, deciding to take a break from Facebook.

You get in a heated Facebook comment war with relatives about whether Osama Bin Laden's killing was justified or not, because you posted something suggesting that it was or was not. In reality, you'd rather just have your relatives be relatives, not political sparring partners. But since Facebook makes everything you post immediately available to your relatives, you are now in a comment war. Thus, you throw up your hands and go on a Facebook Vacation.

Facebook Vacation by amphibiant June 1, 2011