smell yo dick

The last resort in the extensive investigation that takes place when a woman believes that her significant other is cheating on her.

"Why you comin' home at five in the morn'? Somethin's goin' awn, lemme smell yo dick. Don't play me like a foo', 'cuz dat ain't coo'. What you need to do is lemme smell yo dick."

by Katelyn H December 29, 2007

Piss Dick

When a man has an erection from the intense need to urinate.

I gotta go to the bathroom, but I don't want yall to see my raging piss dick.

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

Let Me Sit On Your Dick A Minute

A phrase used when a girl would like the full attention of the guy she is talking too. Often the girl will actually sit on the guys lap and ask him the question.

Girl: Hey, I don't get this problem, let me sit on your dick a minute.

by Tawney May 14, 2005

dick-all

Slang term meaning 'nothing'. Can also mean 'anything' if a double negative is used.
See bugger-all, shit-all, cock-all.

1. You've done dick-all since you got here!
2. That idiot doesn't know dick-all!

by keyshaw June 10, 2004

on the phone with dick

Euphemism for fellatio.

She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot.

by Warthog April 20, 2005

Dick Chomper

A person who eats alot of dick or sucks alot of dick. A whore or a gay homo. ANyone can be called this though.

John: Who is that mother fucker?
Mark: Him? he is a dirty Dick Chomper.

by Ryan M. M. January 31, 2009

dick tear

dick tear - the clear "tear like" precum fluid that can drip from an erect penis. When a cock-tease gets a guy hot and bothered and then leaves him hanging, his unit can shed a dick tear.

him: what? you are leaving and not gonna give it up?

her: yeah, i'm outta here. what do you think i am, a hooker?

him: no, but you are a damn cock-tease.

her: just cuz you have the bag doesn't mean you are going to get laid, so your little weenie can shed a dick tear when i walk out the door.

by jillzgotskillz February 19, 2010