snot dong

whenever you youse your moms snot for lub in anul sex

i tell you what that snot dong was fun last night

by ethan eggity November 07, 2023

double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus

Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong

by Analnuke March 26, 2018

skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang

skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang is a phrase you use to fill in gaps of silence.
It often produces a petite chuckle from the listener

Grace: “hey!! How was your weekend?”

Aoise: “good”

….

Grace: “skiddily-dong-dong-dong-dang”

by suds4life June 03, 2024

Zheng Dong

The biggest fat fuck in the world, but somehow always seems to get the ladies, despite having the smallest balls. Super loud and obnoxious but fun to have around.

When God said let there be light, he told Zheng Dong to step aside.

Person 1:”Who is that screaming?”
Person 2:”Must be a Zheng Dong.”

by Gucci3682 January 06, 2018

casual dong

When you're in Asia and see an attractive lady.. but is she really? Asian tranny's though.

Dude: look at the chick over there.
Other dude: nah she's just a casual dong.

by Idiotpahkinson September 30, 2017

Dong-Hyuk

A man so fucking obssessed with skyblock-minecraft that he would throw his whole family into a meat grinder for 5 dollars worth of in-game currency. He will always sell korean gum to make friends and is known for his obsession with feet. A dong hyuk will never fail to amaze you with how absolutely useless he is as he sits at home all day and does fuck all.

hey! Have you seen Dong-hyuk recently?
Nah, but I heard he sucks dick for Minecraft Items!
No way! I need me a Dong-Hyuk!

by Cummy43853 November 29, 2021

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 28, 2021