mystery disk

an unlabled bootleg DVD. usually colored porcelain white with a blue underside.

1: hey man, i got that new movie! i'm surprised a mystery disk could have such good quality!

2: ooh! a mystery disk! let's pop it in and hope it's not guy-on-guy porn.

by Sgt. Token March 31, 2008

business district

n.: (American slang) the genital area; can be used for both males and females.

"I have a date with Mr. Wonderful tonight, and should therefore shave my business district."

by Emmy Foofoo May 3, 2008

Mating Disruption

When someone "cock blocks" or in some way hinders the mating between two or more engaged parties.

"Dude my girlfriend and I were fucking and in walks my brother letting me know my 18 year old female neighbor was downstairs... with the results from her pregnancy test. Talk about a mating disruption..."

by Batmanact January 5, 2009

greeting disorder

When a person cannot perform a proper greeting - handshake, high-five, etc.

Can also be applicable to verbal greetings as well.

Physical - "Man, Cletus always crushes my hand when he shakes it, I think he has a greeting disorder."

Verbal - "Steve always calls everyone a D-Bag when he meets them. That jerk has a real greeting disorder."

by hawtcore December 12, 2010

tunes disease

a disease you get when you simply cant stop groovin.

that hippie was dancin so hard. he must have a case of tunes disease.

by axlforlife February 22, 2011

European Disconnect

How people in Europe cannot understand American mannerisms or humor. They find offense in American friendly taunting. Very noticeable in online gaming

American "Ha! Whupped your ass!"
European "Why do you mock me and denigrate my abilities?"
American "FAG!"
European "I am not a cigarette"
American "But you love cock!"
European "You are insane, where is the admin?"
American "Damn European Disconnect"

by furiousfunk February 23, 2011

Cathay Disaster

When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.

We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia

by undiesj October 12, 2011