crybaby

A fan of Melanie Martinez. (Like me!!!!)
Someone who obsesses over Melanie Martinez. (Also like me!!)

I'm the biggest crybaby ever!

Where my crybabies at?
" They call youCrybaby, crybaby , but you don't even care." -Melanie Martinez
I'll try to show a gif of Mel (The nickname we crybabies and other people have given her)

by KeenaTheCrybaby March 5, 2017

Crystal River

A Small Town with its main points being its tent mall and its nuclear power plant. Great places to waste time are the OP Parking Lot or Ft. Island Beach, be warned the beach may be radioactive. There is Nothing to do in this region and days may consist walking from the HS to the Mall and/or Going to the Mud Hole. Admiring the woods while holding Aluminium Cans is also enjoyable.

There is no explaining Crystal River or Citrus County... Visiting it is not recommended.

by The Jacketman June 11, 2006

cryp

A type of dank weed. Mostly referred to as cryp in Florida.

Wat up brotha? Can u hook me up with a quad of cryp.

by Smokeeey July 2, 2008

cryptopsy

a fucking good band!! \m/

i think crytopsy are really good

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Crystin

Full of fun, can always bring a smile to your face. Very loyal and a true friend. Has a smart mouth when provoked, but other than that a real joy to be around and has a great smile.

I am hangin with Crystin tonight.

by Chrysanthemum501 February 3, 2010

Cryptofag

A guy who goes out of his way to not appear gay. This usually backfires. He can be gay or straight.

Vinny is a cryptofag just look at his car.

by EsonBoy June 9, 2020

Florida Crybaby

A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor

CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina

dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant

by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009