Coffee Ninja

Coffee Ninjas are usually local beings living in your neighbourhood and hiding in plain sight.
They appear tired with big bags under their eyes because of their nightly activities. They are also referred to as insomniacs and night owl.
You can easily befriend a coffee ninja by offering them some dark bitter coffee.
Coffee Ninjas are peaceful by nature but be careful not to disturb their piece or hurt their friends. They're wrath is scary

There's a reason they're called "ninjas"...
P1: Hello! Sorry just wanted to give you some coffee.
Coffee Ninja: thanks, you are in my not-kill-list now.

P1:Dude, I met a Coffee Ninja!
P2: Wow, be careful they're insomniacs!

Coffee Ninja: I have the power of coffee gods by my side and I will fight the Monday monster for the sake of all humanity
by Birbados November 22, 2021
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Soviet Coffee

When someone has a rectal bleed and has diarrhea. The toilet bowl is tinted a reddish brown.
I’m so sick that I made Soviet coffee all day.
by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023
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coffee stamp

the coffee stamp is performed by spreading ones buttcheeks, placing their anus on the unsuspecting victim and leaving behind a small brown ring, much like the stain a coffee cup would leave on a piece of paper.
dude mike passed out early! lets go coffee stamp his forehead!
by singleton August 20, 2008
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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.
"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."
by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023
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Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.
No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.
by Strawless donkey December 02, 2021
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Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.
I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!
by June 16, 2022
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Master Coffee Roaster

One who has harnessed the ability to, and has forged coffee through fire and air that rises above all other coffees.
This coffee has Master Coffee Roaster coursing through its beans.
by Coffee Association November 15, 2020
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