coffein

Coffein...highly caffeinated coffee one drinks in highly large quantities and which makes one energetic enough to multitask in various unrelated ways.

If I drink enough coffein, I can mow my lawn, do my homework, juggle these random objects, wash the dog and make more coffein, within the next hour.

by Major Dad November 12, 2017

coffee sleeve

It means a cap and a cover for hot or cold drinks. Therefore, people can hold those drinks without being hurt.

Is there a coffee sleeve here? The coffee is really hot to hold

by Ryanking December 2, 2017

coffee fap

When you rub one out prior to a coffee nap, resulting in the most sublime 30 minutes of rest you've ever had.

Dude, I had the best coffee fap this afternoon, and now I'm ready to take on the world!

by Trollalalala December 28, 2017

Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")

I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.

by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018

Coffee

My life source

GIVE ME THE DAMN COFFEE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE

by YourMotherIsDeadInside June 10, 2018

cofus

Cofus

A complete god of everything and anything.

Cofus can also mean mindful or memorable, Cofus is also used as a name by some.

Cofus;
That guy is a complete cofus.

Cofus;
That was very cofus thing to say.

by PlumsAreBae February 26, 2018

coffiesta

A combination of a coffee and a siesta, you drink a coffee set your alarm for 15 to 30 minutes (desired nap time), go to sleep and when you wake up the coffee will have kicked in giving you maximum awakening.

Just going to have a quick coffiesta

by The Real Pat Steele May 16, 2018