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papa crust

A male role model who creates epic memes and is also a dough lord. Also known as a Tyge/teig. Papa crust has an amazing CoC and also knows everything about the worlds best game, Minecraft. He is wholesome, caring, innocent, and loving.

Also has thicc ass cheeks
Guy: yo, is that papa crust?

Friend: no wayyyy. Papa crust, I love you, can I succ on your tatas

Papa crust: what the fuck James you’re so weird.
papa crust by kingthejam April 30, 2019
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Cervelt Cruster 

When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.
Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
Cervelt Cruster by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

A Pie Crust 

Someone that is fun to hang out with but always is flaking when you are trying to hang out. It is often someone that is short.
Damn Madi is such a pie crust, she said she had to take a bath and take a nap instead of hanging out.
A Pie Crust by Party Wolf February 6, 2019

Demon's Crust 

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.
Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."
Demon's Crust by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021
"Damn, that girl is fucken crasty!"
"Britany Mago is crasty!"
crasty by Polish Martin May 13, 2005
a person who wants people to think they are straight, but is just days away from coming out of the closet
Chris is a chrusty.

crust molester 

One who makes pizza.
People at Pizza Hut are crust molester
crust molester by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010