Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.

My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox

by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024

Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

Boomer

A really good chef,

BAE
Sexy af
Perfect sized,white and handsome
Frank and beans ‘ daddy

Tied for coolest brother

Rapper trapper and mapper
Bilingual
Nod squad

Boomers dope yaadidimean

by BananuhhHammock July 13, 2022

Boomer Box

Another name for a wallet or purse. Has become a more common term as cards and ID become digital, eliminating the need to have them physically.

Boomer: *pulls out wallet*
Zoomer: Nice boomer box

by flabbyfetous July 19, 2022

Boomer Camping

A style of camping that middle aged folk tend to engage in where they buy a caravan or deck out a van with as many of the luxuries and conveniences of modern life as they can such as ovens, comfy beds, TVs, fridges, power banks, etc. They are often found in small groups and park up in secluded areas in the countryside or in caravan parks. Typical boomer camper hobbies include drinking at 3 in the afternoon, watching pirated movies and tv shows with kodi sticks, going on 7 mile dog walks and grilling.

"I hate it when my parents drag me along on their boomer camping trips, it's not even real camping."

by genericurbandictionaryname July 24, 2022

Boomerous

Boomer Humor. Something only funny to boomers.

Dad thought it was boomerous.

by Dacey Bish August 3, 2022

Boo’d Up Boomer

Noun; a person that does not know anything about dating apps or dating in general nowadays because they have been in a relationship prior to dating apps existing (i.e., tinder, bumble and hinge)

“Did you swipe on him on hinge”

“No Kelsey, it’s hinge so it doesn’t work like that you boo’d up boomer!!”

by Kelseyisturtleycool June 12, 2022