Wank 'n bake

When you decide to have a joint or seven with some mates but as soon as they leave and while you're still high you have a wank because you "just want to see how it would feel".

"That was a great j, maybe I should go have a wank 'n bake, you know, just to see how it feels."

by really.im.the.plvg May 23, 2017

Shake'n Bake

When you smoke the last little bit of pot (marijuana) leaf left in the bottom of the bag.

The bag of pot is almost out so it's time to shake'n bake!

by rvjeeprat December 1, 2018

bake n smash

When you get high as fuck and then you fuck.

“What do you want to do tonight?”
“Idk .. bake n smash?”

“Yo I’m finna bake n smash rn”

by Ih8tacos June 11, 2018

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.

Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"

by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025

Baked

To be under the influence of weed

Person 1: nigga I’m baked

Person 2: yall I’m baked too

Person 1: hahah

by Slumpgod101 January 5, 2019

aqua bake

While smoking a blunt you take a hit and a drink of your favorite beverage at the same damn time

Yo alex, pass me my h2O so I can aqua bake!

by Jimmyfalling October 29, 2017