baked potato

an absolute munted vegie or person
"see that cripple over there he's a baked potato"
"see that person/thing he's a baked potato"
also can be directed at gays "oh fuck its a baked potato"
by potpat May 08, 2022
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fried bake

A Guyanese bake is deep fried sweet dough with a crunchy exterior that is enjoyed in Guyana and the Caribbean
me a make fried bake ackee and saltfish for breakfast
by lia_357373737373838848484 August 06, 2024
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half-baked meme

an echolalia of mine. more specifically, a meme that is dank, but not yet and must increase in dankness.
i made a half-baked meme and i will ensure that it gets danker over time.
by autisticmemer March 30, 2018
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Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.
That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.
by VonkeyKong January 15, 2024
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Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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greens baking

'Greens' - A cheap brand of packet cake mixes sold in Australia. They are know for being extremely dry and tasteless but are great when hungover.
Woman : Have you tried that recipe from Taste.com.au?
Man : No, they are the 'Greens' of cooking and everything is bland and has little or no sauce
Woman : Well I guess 'Greens Baking' does make everything dry and cheap, maybe we should check another site?
by BettyCrockerBaking February 02, 2021
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Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)
by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019
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