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Urban dictionary

It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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Example:homie,search in the urban dictionary whatever you want,cause you will get the definition
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Urban Dictionary

A place where somebody goes to find a definition and it comes up with something

1 sexual
2 something that has to do with sex
3 women's body parts 😪

4 curse words

People listen up urban dictionary used to serve a good purpose and it still does oh yeah it does. But the people on it are ruining it. It's riducoulous. I am fine with definitions of 69 being a number between 70 and 68 but apparently according to people it's not. Oh and I found out what the sexy way of 69 meant on urban dictionary. Don't say well you hate this place but your still on it I know I know but it has a way of addicting people
Skyler: hey go on urban dictionary
Kyle: um ok......
Skyler: search up giggle
Kyle: okay
On Kyles phone it says:
Giggle=what a girl does after a man presses their cl*****s

Kyle: um Skyler is this what you were looking for......
Skyler: oh my god the world is full of dirty minded people
Kyle: your so right
by iamapperently88%awesome😱 March 12, 2020
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A website that was once used to define slang, but has now became a hive of normies and shitposting
shane: reeeee that club you told me to go to was completely urban dictionary.
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person a: urban dictionary is shit
Everyone: agreed.
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Disturbin' Dictionary

A compendium of definitions for all the words you do not want to think about in a time of crisis.
Pandemic, contagion, death rate, infections, coronation, coronaviral, isolution... they kept appearing in the Disturbin' Dictionary when he was just looking for a laugh.
by Monkey's Dad March 21, 2020
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