slowpoketurtle's definitions

flop

something that fails or moves around wildly when annoyed

You're a flop

That weird person is flopping around on the beach

by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017

2012

The year all the crazy superstitious people thought the world would end

Hey, do you remember all the crazy shit that happened in 2012?
Yeah, you thought the world was gonna end you idiot.

by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A place on the Internet that makes you think that you're clever and hilarious but really you're just a sad person sitting in front of a computer screen bored out of your mind

Have you gone on Urban Dictionary.com? I go on there all the time

by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017