3 definitions by slowpoketurtle

1
something that fails or moves around wildly when annoyed
You're a flop

That weird person is flopping around on the beach
by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017
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The year all the crazy superstitious people thought the world would end
Hey, do you remember all the crazy shit that happened in 2012?
Yeah, you thought the world was gonna end you idiot.
by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017
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A place on the Internet that makes you think that you're clever and hilarious but really you're just a sad person sitting in front of a computer screen bored out of your mind
Have you gone on Urban Dictionary.com? I go on there all the time
by slowpoketurtle June 29, 2017
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