Taco Slam

A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.

Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.

by MrTrippe June 15, 2012

taco chopper

A particularly aggressive lesbian.

Anybody else see that taco chopper slap that other bitch at IHOP last night?

by Don Flong July 5, 2012

Arctic Taco

It's when you put an ice cube and hot sauce into a girls vagina and eat her out.

Ice cube.. In vagina, with a topping of hot sauce. Then you put your face in her vagina and lick it up. That is how you do the Arctic Taco

by SDJsakdjs August 3, 2010

taco stomp

to stomp on a femsles vagina

damn i wanmnma taco stomp that bitch

by tyler wasson November 6, 2007

Taco Treat

A hot sexy ass female one can find dressed in short skirts and spiked heels running around all over Mexican TV all day and all night. Especially on Univision or Telemundo. I like to use this term for more than likely her taco would definitely be a treat...Or at least one should hope so!! "Farewell and adieu...to you fair Spanish ladies..."

"Hey Pete, you watchin TV? Hurry up and turn on that Univision. There's a taco treat on there that gets my motor hummin! That's one hot tamale right there!! OH SHIT...gotta go...my ol' lady's coming!"

by That dirty boy from the BEND February 17, 2010

Couch-taco

Either a person who basically subsists on nachos and tacos whilst perfecting the art of laziness.

Dude.. all you do is eat a crap load of nachos and watch television with your boyfriend.. your such a couch-taco

by rollerroaster October 22, 2010

Dodge the Taco

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth

bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco

by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008