bpark: My mom's a whorebag
chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall
bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby
chappy: way to dodge the taco
chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall
bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby
chappy: way to dodge the taco
by chappy poopy pantz April 10, 2008
Ice cube.. In vagina, with a topping of hot sauce. Then you put your face in her vagina and lick it up. That is how you do the Arctic Taco
by SDJsakdjs August 03, 2010
When you want to assert dominance but T-posing doesn't work so you pull out a Taco from your pocket and eat it without sharing.
Person 1.) T-Posing is dumb it doesn't assert dominance.
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
Person 2.) You have forced me to unleash my most powerful attack I will use my POCKET TACO on you! Prepare to suffer!
by MHM Yes October 18, 2018
During the act of lovemaking, the male proceeds to position his female partner such that her legs are pointing up and she is standing on her head/shoulders. He then proceeds to straddle her and defecate inside her vagina, thus making a "muddy taco."
by Bro DiMaggio October 04, 2013
A woman imitating the male act of tea bagging with her Vagina in an often forceful or vindictive way.
Flopsy was so mad at her husband when he called her fat during sex that she promptly taco slammed him and broke his nose.
by MrTrippe March 07, 2012
A hot sexy ass female one can find dressed in short skirts and spiked heels running around all over Mexican TV all day and all night. Especially on Univision or Telemundo. I like to use this term for more than likely her taco would definitely be a treat...Or at least one should hope so!! "Farewell and adieu...to you fair Spanish ladies..."
"Hey Pete, you watchin TV? Hurry up and turn on that Univision. There's a taco treat on there that gets my motor hummin! That's one hot tamale right there!! OH SHIT...gotta go...my ol' lady's coming!"
by That dirty boy from the BEND February 17, 2010
by Don Flong July 03, 2012