Hand Cousin

Noun - a person who pertains to give hand jobs to family members.

Alex is regularly satisfied by his hand cousin.

by Ginger Danish May 12, 2017

Hand Yank

A type of handshake used by alpha males to assert their dominance over the recipient of the handshake. Often used, and made famous, by Donald Trump, It involve grabbing the subject's hand firmly, yanking it towards yourself and maintaining the lock for as long as possible.

An awkward scene was created as the captains of both rival teams attempted to hand yank each other.

by TechnophileDude June 25, 2017

wubba hands

when you smell your hands randomly, and they smell like pussy

"Wow, my hands smell really good! I must have wubba hands!"

by thedarkshight November 12, 2017

succulence hand

the motion of opening your hand outward from your mouth and making a kiss-like sound when describing eating something tasty

that burrito was SO amazing...(perform succulence hand)

by rianbrob March 12, 2018

Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017

frozen hands

When your so bored that it feels like the hands on a clock are frozen (time stops)

Mark was so bored, it seemed to him as if the time had frozen hands.

by Ace Hubba May 28, 2016

Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.

I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.

by Falcohol April 23, 2016