Chinese Asshole Virus

When you go too far in making fun of your asian friends and have diarrhea everyday for a year.

John: I was making fun of Dan (asian) and now I feel like shit
Jim: Well, safe to say you caught Chinese Asshole Virus

by slimjesus607 January 2, 2023

Chinese Softshell Turtle

Chinese Softshell Turtle are found all parts of China, they are bred in the mass due to their tasty meat.Nowadays, Albino Softshell Turtles are bred for the international pet trade.

Hey bob, I just got a baby Chinese Softshell Turtle, he's an albino.

Be careful rob, your Chinese neighbor's might eat it.

by The Saint Of Game February 23, 2021

Chinese heli pad

When a girl does a split on ur dick then you launch her in the the air spinning her as she lands on ur dick

Chinese heli pad

by Oooooookkkkkk April 20, 2016

Chinese Tune Up

On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.

Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.

by toronto_nick December 21, 2010

Chinese New Year

When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people

When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!

by benstern January 30, 2007

What Kind Of Chinese Are You?

The proper way to ask a person of any Asian decent where they're from.

"Hey, what kind of Chinese are you?"

"I'm Korean."

by The Snagajob May 17, 2010

Singapore chinese girls school

Prestigious school for the basic Chinese elites if you are not rich or extroverted you will definitely come out with trauma from the backstabbing, verbally and emotionally abusive teachers and burnout! Unnecessarily steep staircases so u never miss leg day🦵🦵 if you love rigged elections you’ll love it here <3 Also notable for their sleeveless uniforms that collect armpit sweat stains Missing field so the nearby track and field has been claimed as their own + bright green pants brighter than your future Come here if you want a free mental breakdown(s)

A: hey do u rmb wat that sch w the ugly uniform and entitled bitches is called
B: do u mean Singapore Chinese girls school
A: omg yes!!!

by godsfavouritebitch August 22, 2021