I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

i would like to get to know you better

Basic you got rejected....they don’t get a shit about you there just saying that to be nice

((Me)):this is kind of hard to say but I love you
((Damn hot guy )): that’s cool your chill 😂
((Me): damn
((Damn hot guy)): I sorry I don’t like you in that you tho, I would like to get to know you better

by Bored vjugnk November 5, 2017

Whoo You Can Pop Out Minions!

Something you say to a female when she tells you she started her period.

Daughter: Hey, Mom, I think I got my period.

Mother: Whoo You Can Pop Out Minions!

by SplandiferousGurlllll June 6, 2010

you rack em, i crack em

To rack the balls before the start of a pool game.

Before the start of a game of pool, Biff Lambert always says , "you rack em, i crack em."

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 6, 2018

I love you more honey pie.

John Daniel loves Izzy Karsyn more than she loves him :)

I love you bb. NO I love you more honey pie. :)

by Johnniboi234 January 17, 2022

You know your head...? Yeah its mutt!

umm just a phrase saying your head is mutt..

oi tibbsy... You know your head...? Yeah its mutt!

by mutt head December 24, 2007

I have a rash and I think you gave It to me

a line said by Chris Hemsworth in Chinese whispers

Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt
Chris Hemsworth: *laugh* I have a rash and I think you gave it to me

by Spiderman:no way home December 20, 2021