Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating

Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.

by Jay and Day June 2, 2013

Flacc Out

To back out of something at the last minute. Similar to "pussy out." Derived from the word "flaccid," and pronounced "flass out." When one flacces out, his flaccing out is compared to his penis going soft right before a critical juncture in a sexual encounter.

Aaron: Hey bro I don't think I can come rage tonight, I'm feeling sick.
Bro: Aw come on man don't flacc out on me.

Chad: Hey dude why wasn't Aaron there last night?
Dude: Bro told me he flacced out at the last minute.
Chad: What a flacchole.

by FightOn&FlaccOut June 3, 2013

bows'ed out

Referring to the Bowser car in the Mario Kart series of racing games:

1) Being slow, massive, or hard to maneuver

2) Saturated, Bursting at the seems
3) Physically Muscular

1) This car is all bows'ed out now that is filled with all my worldly possessions and two of my tight homies
2) This bagel is all bows'ed out with cream cheese – I had to take some out, before I finish it.
3) You're looking all bows'ed out bro; have you been doing crossfit?

by Beerkelium June 9, 2013

bong out with your dong out

Verb-The art of smoking weed while being nude; alone or in a group setting.

Caller 1- Hey bro whats happening tonight?
Caller 2- Not much, just got out of the shower it's 420 I'm about to smoke out.
Caller 1- Oh you mean you're gonna bong out with your dong out?? !!!
Caller 2- Yeah, I get it, that's hilarious! Stop on by, we can have a circle jerk!

by Coolkit January 22, 2014

waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014

slopping out

to give an excessive salivia induced rim job vigorously

Dude last night I got so drunk Barbers winded up slopping out on me. What a whore!

by the mango flavored trident January 29, 2014

willy out

to get out of a class because it's too hard. Coined by a friend named William, who promptly got out of AP Chemistry because it was too hard.

"Is this class too hard for you?"
"Are you going to willy out?"

by abel(notmyrealname)rendon February 3, 2014