When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??
emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??
marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by party marty November 6, 2008
Get the shit-out-of-luck mug.When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your hair !! can we be friends ??
marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
marty: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by party marty October 21, 2006
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Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.
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A term used to describe annoying, and often irritating subject matter, which includes but is not limited to: music, fashion, popular culture, and literature. All of which generally never had any quality in the first place, yet for some odd reason keeps coming back long after it should have been forgotten. Don't be fooled by the terms "What's hot", "Timeless Classic", or "Greatest Hits".
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A term of disdain used in a holiday or gift giving environment for terrible, unimaginative, and impractical items, stretching back for an undisclosed number of years, that no one wanted when they were new, much less now.
A term used to describe annoying, and often irritating subject matter, which includes but is not limited to: music, fashion, popular culture, and literature. All of which generally never had any quality in the first place, yet for some odd reason keeps coming back long after it should have been forgotten. Don't be fooled by the terms "What's hot", "Timeless Classic", or "Greatest Hits".
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A term of disdain used in a holiday or gift giving environment for terrible, unimaginative, and impractical items, stretching back for an undisclosed number of years, that no one wanted when they were new, much less now.
"Oh man, I can't get that song out of my head. It keeps haunting me like the ghost of shit-mas past!"
"Hey Your mom dropped these boxes off this morning. Some of this stuff is ancient man, its like a giant bag of memories from shit-mas past."
Examples
Music
"Two Weeks"-Barenaked Ladies (Ca. 1999)
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce (Ca. 2008)
Film
"Scary Movie, Insert word Movie(s)" (Ca.1999-2008)
"Saw (I-VI)" (Ca. 2005-???)
Television
"Seinfeld (In Syndication)" (Ca. 1990- the end of time)
"Small-ville" (Ca. 2000-the second coming)
Gifts
"Re-gifting a kitchen appliance you received from your first failed marriage that never saw the outside of its box to your recently married best friend...the one who bought it for you in the first place."
"Billy the Singing Bass"
"Hey Your mom dropped these boxes off this morning. Some of this stuff is ancient man, its like a giant bag of memories from shit-mas past."
Examples
Music
"Two Weeks"-Barenaked Ladies (Ca. 1999)
"Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It) Beyonce (Ca. 2008)
Film
"Scary Movie, Insert word Movie(s)" (Ca.1999-2008)
"Saw (I-VI)" (Ca. 2005-???)
Television
"Seinfeld (In Syndication)" (Ca. 1990- the end of time)
"Small-ville" (Ca. 2000-the second coming)
Gifts
"Re-gifting a kitchen appliance you received from your first failed marriage that never saw the outside of its box to your recently married best friend...the one who bought it for you in the first place."
"Billy the Singing Bass"
by Christopher Jager January 24, 2010
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