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blunder-woman 

Opposite of Wonder Woman
a woman who moves clumsily and or carelessly, who makes floolish and/or stupid mistakes, easily confused who blurts out stupid or foolish comments.
Someone told blunder-woman over here to clean the hard-drive, so she took it out and ran it thru the dishwasher.
blunder-woman by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007

Invisible Woman

While in the process of fellatio, a man closes his eyes, once he reopens them there is no one giving him fellatio.
John: Man, that girl just left in the middle of giving me head
Luciann: Haha, she pulled an Invisible Woman on your ass
Invisible Woman by Foods August 5, 2008

Career Woman Grip 

When your having sex with a co-worker and she grabs your ass- The woman is usually independent and would be classified as a go-getter
After cocktails with the client last night Megan gave me the career woman grip in the men's bathroom. She's such a cougar.

WHITE Woman 

The type of woman that would call the police if you accidentally touch her tomatoes while tryna plant your own.
man1: what kind of person is Mellisa
man2: she’s a WHITE woman
man1:oh.
WHITE Woman by TheOnePersonman August 3, 2023

fuckin business woman 

i gotta see my fuckin business woman in a hurry

Help I need a very strong woman 

I’m going to die without her help