Whale

A word used to describe Amy Schumer

That whale is really unfunny.

by millennial humor is so weird E December 5, 2018

skank whale

A large she-beast.

The woman whose creases swallow strong men whole.

Usually red of hair, likes to dance like a hippo. Skank whales are known to eat small children.
Skank whales are stupid. Usually so stupid they think they are actually smart. Known to be carriers of every known venereal disease.

That skank whale just keeps talking...I think she shit herself eeeew!

by therealdedloc July 17, 2017

whale dynamite

Trying something which has failed spectacularly in the past, the way that Oregon authorities tried to remove a rotting whale carcass from a beach with dynamite, apparently thinking it would vanish in a fireball rather than being spread over a wide area in the form of chunks of rancid whale blubber -- and then thirty years later tried to do the same thing.

Cutting rich people's taxes in order to stimulate the economy is nothing but whale dynamite.

by johnmburt1960 July 19, 2017

whale porn

The display of sexual intercourse between two fat mammals.

Waddup pal, I found some crazy whale porn gangbang, 3 obese niggers pounding a 500 lbs milf.

While whale watching we observed the penetration of a female humpback whale by the 9 feet penis of an male orca. Best life whale porn ever !

by MadPounder August 12, 2017

beached whale

Ally silva

Hey you know that beached whale "ya ally silva" hahahahH

by Billyjeanig12345 August 23, 2017

tree trunk whale

The most fatest thing alive also know to be the biggest slag. They have tree trunk thighs and has a belly like a whale, this is why they are called tree trunk whales.

Look at that tree trunk whale

by Sub to Finnuz123 August 24, 2017

Whale Blubber

A term to use when you have a lFrench roomate who doesn't understand much, and you really like to mess with

I'm as beatiful as a whale blubber!

by StupidFrenchDude October 18, 2018