weiner

mine is small and i get no bitches

big dick randy gets no bitches with his small weiner

by BIG DICK RANDY993 May 31, 2023

Weiner Feel

1. The sensation you feel on your wiener when you are making love. Inherently unique to each partner.

Kid- Grandpa, how did you and grandma stay married for 50 years?
Grandpa- well sonny, she had a good weiner feel and I knew she would be the one from that moment on.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

weight

the force exerted on the mass of a body by a gravitational field.

The weight of the planet kept the moon in orbit.

by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024

weigh lawn

A weed farm.

"The state of Virginia has seized a massive weigh lawn in connection to gang activity along its coastal cities."
"I'm glad the authorities have the situation under control. Hope they torched that weigh lawn."

by Flailfire August 21, 2024

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

Weiner cradling

When your sleeping after sex and your guy still got his dick in you.

"Damn those teens are Weiner cradling again Sheryll!"

by The Cradler September 23, 2023

Weinerbomber

A person who has placed a bomb inside a hotdog and killed someone/something with it.

I saw this guy on the news today apparently he's a Weinerbomber, the world we live in.

by Bobby Bob Biggle Toe October 23, 2023