Thanksgiving

A holiday where all anybody thinks about is Christmas.

On Thanksgiving, I have to think about presents I'm getting for Christmas.

by Prof. Goldman November 28, 2010

small things

the small things that are enjoyable in the world. Like hot girls...wait thats a big thing. The small things are like when you take a dump and your shit comes out clean

damn man my small thing had so much room in her pussy.

by g-unit January 28, 2004

Thanksgiving

The day that all Americans who work with non-americans go on and on about to excuse themselves from accepting more work - implying they will be absent and their office closed for ages, when actually it is just a single day!

Los Angeles: "oh we couldn't possibly guarantee that small project request because we have Thanksgiving coming up in three weeks".
UK: "but that's like one day!"

by a-winters-tail November 27, 2010

thanks for the update

stfu we don't care

"thanks for the update ashley"

by dan maloof April 7, 2016

Thankstaking

The end of Thanksgiving -when you see people leaving your house with food they didn't bring.

Mike: Can't wait til 8pm, it'll officially be Thankstaking and I have my eyes set on that left over pumpkin pie.

Jon:What about your deviled eggs that nobody ate?

Mike: I'm not an indian giver, bro.

by dvze86 November 26, 2009

Free Thinker

1. Newspeak term for anyone who supports all left-wing platforms without question or second thought.

2. Another term for non-conformist. Yuuuuh maaaaan you're so unique!!! *pfft*

To misquote a South park episode:

"Hey how do I become a 'free thinker'?"

"You have to hate George Bush like we do, and have the exact same political beliefs that we have."

by Leftists are ironic May 20, 2005

Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole

A disorder common among llamas and red heads involving the acts of making Kaitlyn think you are and asshole.

Llama: "Dude why are you eating her cup?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"

by yupman2012 November 23, 2010