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Nose for stabbing geese

A large, long, pointy nose that in a pinch could be used for stabbing geese.
Adrien Brody has a nose for stabbing geese
by Smerrk August 1, 2012
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Knob Nosed Bastard

Somebody who has a nose which resembles a mans penis.

Often found to have poor weed on there floors.
Tom Churchman is a knob nosed bastard
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
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hillbilly nose blow

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
by TTM May 15, 2005
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Owen Wilson Nose

A cold, shriveled little penis. An Owen Wilson nose is most often experienced when submerged in cold water.
Your mom wanted to fuck in the pool last night, but the water was too cold. She reached into my trunks and caught me sporting an Owen Wilson nose.
by David452 June 15, 2008
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snubbed nose rhino

When she puts her nose on your taint and rubs it up towards your balls.
I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!
by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018
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Texas Nose Flute

A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
by browndoctor May 14, 2015
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Tomato up the Nose

A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.
Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020
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