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hippo money

When your woman spends the family cash without prior authorization.
by OvenMitts&Zipties June 23, 2022
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

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She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

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Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

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Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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Tiger money

How you would describe someone who has enough money to hypothetically buy and own a tiger.
-Hey how much do you think John makes a year?
-oh he's making tiger money for sure
by Pumpkinfluff March 30, 2020
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money mitter

A person who worships money, or over complains that they don't have enough money. Money Mitters are usually poor and addicted to tax returns and finance. If you are a "money mitter", then you are the father of an autistic son and live in Levittown, LI. One of the most popular money mitters are George W Bush and Edward Iannielli.
Business Man: I have to go to the Chase bank, withdraw money from the ATM, and file tax returns at American Mortgage & Investment's.

14 year old Boy: Are you a "money mitter"?

Business Man: What's that?

14 year old Boy: Because you worship money like Mr. Krabs.

Business Man: I have to do these tax documents, or else I will lose my job.

14 year old Boy: That's what an economy tax worker would do.

Business Man: Well, that's because I am a money mitter.
by mattyspongefan1999 November 11, 2013
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pocket money

something that we used to use carelessly as kids
my mom gave me my monthly pocket money
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Jesus Money

not actual currency, just hopes and prayers. When people pay you in Jesus money they dont actually pay you in money, they just pray for you.
If she pays us in Jesus Money I'll explode!!
by poopbutjazzfunk November 29, 2011
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money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.
He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.
by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021
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