carpet log

An oblong piece of excrement(Human or Animal) on a carpet

Bro,there's a carpet log in your living room.

by alextheman October 27, 2012

Log press kiss

A quite dangerous first kiss for strongmen and strongwomen athletes that involves both people to press their logs and then miss with the log over head. The perfect Instagram post.

Those two would make a perfect Log press kiss if she could handle the eye Contact.

by Cmonkey April 18, 2022

Log Chain

A man with unprecedented penis size. Originally coined by Orange Daddy.

"Orange Daddy whipped out the Log Chain"

by JasonAldong September 2, 2014

Mid-log

The time between one end of the fecal matter is coming out of your ass and that same end touches the water of the toilet.

Mom:
Hey Tom come take the trash out!

Tom: I can’t Mom I’m mid-log!

by Cwl2000 October 3, 2018

logging off discord

A meme gif that was spread across discord for a few days. the kid in the photo is called tiger and his home is in a discord server named duboria. This image is now VERY offensive and frowned upon by the server of origin.

This gif has a dog with thigh highs transforming.

Dude! did you just use the logging off discord!?!?!

by SomeUrbanKid December 22, 2024

blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 15, 2017

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.

Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.

by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023