Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

NASA bed

A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.

Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed

by Django Elf March 20, 2021

General bed

A common way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation possible, as in “in general”.

Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, not just in sexual bed.

by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020

in bed with

When a company collaborates with another company to make a product that has never existed before

Remember when Lumine Studio was in bed with Marvel to make the Indonesian movie similar to 'Ant-Man: Quantumania' titled 'Legend of Gatotkaca', launced on Friday, February 10th 2023?

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison

Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."

by 7568ino January 18, 2024

Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.

On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.

by bitchuck August 30, 2024