Johnny Polito

The most gayest person u will ever meet. He loves boys and likes to hump his dad at night. His hobbies include overacting in soccer and sucking his ding ding.

“Johnny Polito is sooo gay”

by Johnny Deltha January 11, 2019

Johnny-Mary

A rude name Little Larley uses.

Hey Johnny-Mary.

by ThisIsNotJP August 23, 2019

little johnny fortnite

The most retarded person in the world

Yo that kid be like little johnny fortnite

by Johnny the retarded gay nigga May 30, 2024

Johnny

A feline companion characterized by white coat and spots of orange.

That Johnny such a Johnny

by bedulmoes December 17, 2023

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

Johnny Simmons

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)

Yo bro do you know who Johnny Simmons is??

by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022

Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.

Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!

by Mmxu November 24, 2021