fart fan

n.

1. the ventilating fan in the restroom that you turn on while you poop.

"make sure to turn on the fart fan when you're in there!"

by Christopher Garza February 04, 2005

Harley fart

Release of flatulence that sounds akin to a Harley Davidson motorcycle engine revving.

Lisa's Harley fart, was unfortunate near the end of her otherwise successful job interview.

by happycrapper August 30, 2007

dick fart

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

by TahTah October 25, 2010

Fart Blossom

Stain left in underwear after release of gas containing a large unexpected percentage of moisture. The most artistic designs can be created while in the seated position.

Damn! thought it was all fart but the end was real squishy. I can feel the fart blossom in my shorts.

by bdb71 October 15, 2009

beer farts

Beer farts are the product of drinking too much beer, especially but not exclusively bitter.

They are incredibly smelly and frequent, and make your bum itch.

Beer farts are the worst thing to develop on a date, unless you feel comfortable blaming noxious odours on your partner.

John: "Bloody hell Jim, after those bitters last night I've been farting all morning!"
Jim: "Me too - the beer farts are coming thick and fast!"

What's that smell? Beer farts.

Man: "It's so good of you to agree to go out with me."
{Cue uncontrollable beer farts}
Woman: "Was that you?"
Man: "No you smelly ogre, it was you!"

by Jamie Douglas January 18, 2007

fart cart

The end product of a Japanese family car after a 16-year-old gets done with it. Makes more noise than power. See: ricer, rice boy.

"Man, listen to that fart cart. Is the exhaust supposed to smoke that much?"

by tradesman April 02, 2003

Fart breath

Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.

Man that asshole really had Fart breath.

by Overseer April 14, 2005