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GOOCH STICK 

An anti-persperent used to mask the aroma of a smelly, sweaty gooch. Strong enough for the armpits, but made for the gooch. A product of Grundle & Grundle. (Patent Pending) Try our newest anti-persperent "Fresh Frumunda Cheese"
Tired of having a sweaty, smelly, chaffed, and chapped Gooch? Worry no more my friend. Gooch Stick has combined medicated ointments and natural deoderizers to have that Gooch smelling great agian.

POOP STICKER 

You take a dump, and when you use the toliet paper to wipe, instead of throwing it away. you paste it to the wall or any other surface. The poop itself acts as the adhesive. Great for revenge for bad service at restaurants.
"what do you mean your out of orange chicken???? fine ill have musho pork."

(goes to restroom)

(poops)

"well this is for not having orange chicken at lunchtime."

(sticks toliet paper to mirror)

enjoy your poop sticker

pee on a stick 

Or POAS refers to the act of taking a pregnancy test or ovulation predictor test. It could also be used in other 'urine testing' contexts too.
I couldn't wait to pee on a stick so I picked up a couple HPTs and took one in the mall restroom.
pee on a stick by Offpill March 11, 2008

i will stick my penis in your eye 

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye

Bitch Stick 

The Bitch Stick is a car with an Automatic Transmission with the capabilities of shifting without a clutch.

i.e. - Tiptronic, Touchshift, Steptronic, Geartronic
Arturo: My new ride has both a manual and automatic transmission.

Jose: Man, quit being a pussy and learn to drive with a clutch. You ain't got nothing but a bitch stick in that ride.
Bitch Stick by EscaVi from SD March 31, 2009

talking stick 

A bong or other marijuana smoking device. Comes from the tendancy of stoned people to hold the bong and talk. Espescialy while others wait to use it.
Shut up, take your hit, and pass the talking stick!
talking stick by Darin April 15, 2005