Sperm Dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly and makes you nausous just looking at them. No one wants them for anything else but to dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

Or if you have ever watched BangBus it's just like that.

by waKtheSak September 12, 2008

Spert

someone who's whole life is consumed with sports. The nerd of sports. Almost as weird and strange as a nerd. If you're a nerd by being obsessed with video games why can't you be a spert by being obsessed with sports?

John: dude i played football for like 7 hours last night and i have 5 games this week and my muscles kill

Joe: John you're such a fucking spert. You're obsessed with sports!

by Josh B123 June 13, 2010

sperm donor

someone who constantly brags or praises somebodii else

"Kobe is way better than Jordan"
"w/e dude ur such a sperm donor, Jordan's the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

by alexander johnson August 29, 2006

Poland Sperm

When a man sperms into a water bottle (preferably poland spring) until its filled to the top. then he drinks it

Man, i got a stomach ache from drinking all 6 of those Poland Sperms.

by zelda ben February 24, 2009

Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt

Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)

My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!

by Miketrg December 7, 2005

spermcicles

spermicals of the frozen variety.

"ugh its a hot day today, a spermcicle might cool me down ;) "

by /mainframe July 30, 2004

Sperg

Normally a word used to speak about someone who is mentally challenged. There IQ is usually below 12 and the regular names are: Danny, Vapor or Mashay

Danny is such a sperg. He cannot get a single 2 tap.

by MfGucciGangsta January 26, 2020