If you have socks on it’s not gay, because you’re not committed to the act. But if no socks are on then it is gay because you are committed to it. But if the socks are comfortable, (fluffy, just nice feeling to the feet) then it automatically cancels out the rule.
The homie was upset about not getting head last night so John said fuck it I got socks on I’ll suck it! Did you guys hear about Greg the other day? He took it up the ass by 6 dudes that shits gay! Nah he had socks on so it’s okay because of the sock rule.
by Man of Coochie March 04, 2022
by Guncle Fred April 11, 2019
by jakezille August 13, 2008
by Kuggy August 12, 2007
A pair of cum covered socks, used by perverts, furries, and weebs to jerk off again and again until said Digimon evolves into its second form...Crusty Socks. Known to reside in the land of the sheep shaggers and often has a difficult time making quality memes.
Ewww, you sick fuck... I see your pair of Soggy Socks, its got blood on them, the fuck is wrong with you??!!
by NotoriousHand May 02, 2018
When a man fills a used codom full of ejaculate (jizz) into a condom and it swells up like a water balloon and throws it at a person.
by stamoosong January 23, 2011
by bobbyboy0517 February 13, 2009