Lithuanian Shocker

The act of giving a woman the shocker during sex while having un maintained fingernails, resulting in a torn orifice ( usually the rectum )

We had been camping all week and I gave this hippy chick the shocker in the woods, my fingernails were pretty long and it ended up being a Lithuanian Shocker!

by RobotScientist June 27, 2022

Locational Smoker

A smoker who only smokes when the location he currently is at excites him and not during any other times.

Fred: Paul, I thought you quit smoking?
Paul: Look at the view I am unable to resist the excitement. I am just smoking when the location I am in excites me. I am just a locational smoker.

by Nithin Paul September 2, 2022

Liquid shocker

Two loads in a pussy and one in the ass

I just took a liquid shocker last night for new years

by Bailey Creme January 5, 2023

Reverse Shocker

This act is when your finger happens to slip through the toilet paper and you find yourself on the business end of it. Aptly named due to the same surprise one would experience during "The Shocker"

Man I took on an extra job in the shitter when I was finishing up the paperwork and I pulled a reverse shocker on myself.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

Sausage smoker

What Adrian and Tristan Tate will be doing for 15-20 years in Romanian ajaill

Hey what those two Tate brothers screaming for Leroy

Well Pete those Romanian Men do not like Pimps

So they teaching them to Smoke Romanian Sausages hence sausage smoker

by wizard word knower June 20, 2023

Cincinnati smacker

Taking a dump in your hand and smacking your gf upside her head.. only applies while in Cincinnati.

Cliff was getting his freak on last night and gave Jenny a Cincinnati smacker... she had shit stuck in her ears for days

by Karate Scotty August 27, 2023

sausage shocker

Being super shocked by penis size.

Oh my God Becky, I went back to his house and it was a total sausage shocker!

by Holly M Schultz August 28, 2023