Shmuel Chase

Describes a very specific type of male. One who is usually blond but not always. The defining feature of a Shmuel Chase is someone who acts much older than their age, seemingly perpetually stuck in the 1930s. Shmuel Chases will often be seen with an open book or pining after a blond who was taken by another male.

The word has American origins, but the overall etymology is unknown.

Stop being such a Shmuel Chase and live in the present!

by levitating man April 3, 2024

samuel melaku melaku

when your friend is being nonchalant but also looks cooked, you nickname him "Samuel Melaku Melaku"

"Hey, tell your friend to calm down"
"Nah, that's just Samuel Melaku Melaku"

by Your dad kendrick May 8, 2024

Samuel

A Samuel is a no good white trash worthless NIGGER.

Nobody wants to be a Samuel.

by anonymous May 8, 2024

Samuel First

Samuel first is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He has ZERO spine and does anything to fit in. He has no moral values and will compromise his beliefs for a quick moment of validation. He is a certified glazer.

Oh he's a Samuel first?!??? Ewwwww

by Fsi slander May 21, 2024

Samuel

A 6”4 northerner who is the lengest in all of land. An absolute cutie who will always forget your birthday and loves sex xxxx

Who’s that lenger over there! Looks like he could be northern.

Oh that’s Samuel! He’s fit x

by Ralphp May 31, 2024

simulcollocation

The ability to be two places at once

The only way he could finish the job was by using a little simulcollocation.

by IagoT June 2, 2024

Samuel

Samuel a hunk god always has a good pops and the best edge streak if you ever meet this stick you will have the urge to make out with him

Samuel is soooooo hunky

by JetJunkie June 4, 2024