A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.
by Guild Henchman 2 (VB) November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.
by Daniel07 October 29, 2011
Get the Rusty Grenademug. Having you penis in your partner's ass while simultaneously having your index and middle finger in the ass as well.
Chet: So I was balls deep in this girl right, and I totaly gave her a rusty fork. It was sick and awesome at the same time.
Saddam: Man that shift is fucked up, iv'e defiantly got to try that!
Saddam: Man that shift is fucked up, iv'e defiantly got to try that!
by saddamchet May 11, 2011
Get the Rusty Forkmug. sprinkling sugar on ones penis, then having a woman give you a blowjob, before finishing, you pull out, jizz on her face, and stick feathers to her face using the cum as glue
John's girlfriend was craving candy so John decided to give her a rusty peacock because his pet bird had just died.
by soowoop-baller July 2, 2009
Get the rusty peacockmug. by LouieLouLou October 23, 2012
Get the Rusty Wrong'Unmug. A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.
Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
by TeaseAllMen November 24, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. by bbumlinger January 22, 2017
Get the rusty packardmug.