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put my gooch on ya

affectionatley coined after tampa bay buccaneer's jeff gooch. Describes the act of owning or pwning your opponent or adversary also see teabag
"mark u dont wanna play me in basketball....im gonna put my gooch on ya"
by bgood15 January 9, 2008
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put-it-a-dually

The act of adding another tire to both sides of the rear axle of any car (making it a dually). While this might not increase the towing capacity of most cars, it sure looks fucking cool. Also called "trailer-parking" or "white-trashing."
Cletus: "Hey, Brandine, we gotta move."
Brandine: " The only car we got is the IROC, how we 'sposed ta move the trailer."
Earl: "Hey, Cletus, ya outta put that Camaro a dually, y'all could sure trail that home 'a yours mighty far if that IROC were a dually!"
by The Original Slim Bavis December 9, 2003
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He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.
My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!
by QuacksO July 8, 2023
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Everyone put a thumbs down on this

Don't put a thumbs up, put a thumbs down. I wonder how many thumb downs there will be. Will it get rid of this if no one thumb ups it? Oh well.
Everyone put a thumbs down on this pls.
by My Pseudonym 30333 April 21, 2022
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Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020
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put Her/Him To Sleep

1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going
Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?

Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay
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put on your gay badge

it means to pack a bowl, when someone tells you to put your gay badge on you take out your pipe and pack the bowl
"ay man you needa put on your gay badge so we can get toked"
by brian October 2, 2004
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