Artsy Penis

Someone who finds a deep meaning in every modern art piece. He considers himself a deep thinker but he’s just a douche bag.

Man Francis is such an artsy penis, he’s finding symbolism in a blank canvas

by YouDontNeedPenis2HaveHappiness June 10, 2018

attack penis

An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’

Tyler and I got fucked up last night and did the attack penis!

by Og Onion God February 12, 2018

Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.

He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020

Penis Headwrap

The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.

“Dan and I already have a penis headwrap before tonight’s NetFlix and fucking session.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

Penis Pimple

1- Boyle on your dick

2- Irritation from shaving vaginas

3- When you're enjoying a nice slice of pizza and the grease falls onto your dick (because ofc you're naked). The penis skin absorbs the grease and acts as an Olay moisturizer. Painful pimples form and spew hot tomato sauce until completely deflated.

Joshua : Shit, you eatin' pizza naked again?
Nick : Fuck no, I don't need another penis pimple

by John Murphy 1slynigga July 10, 2015

Penis grabber

At when you grab a penis

Brandon is a penis grabber

by Thicc papa 101 November 7, 2019

penis pinocchio

When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...

"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."

Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.

Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.

let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.

High five playa!

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by Smellgibson February 20, 2014