Pee Pot Pie

The sexual act of which a man or woman, fingers the hole of a man's penis.
Steve: "Did you hear that tyler gave dylan a pee pot pie last night?"
Devin: "Thats so messed up.."
by MDE4days December 05, 2010
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Lonely Pee Syndrome

The syndrome that occurs in some males that causes them to relieve themselves in a urinal directly adjacent to another male's, even when there are several open stalls away from the aforementioned male.
This dude must of had lonely pee syndrome, there were like 8 urinals and he decides to come up to mine and hold hands.
by Kim and Dan June 12, 2008
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Pee-r Pressure

When one of your friends announces he or she has to pee, and suddenly you have to pee, too.
I thought I could make it the whole flight without going to the bathroom, but when Nicole and Eric went, I really started feeling the pee-r pressure.
by shnaa March 28, 2011
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Pee my pants

Dude, I'm about to pee my pants.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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one knee pee

n. stance taken to effectively relieve yourself, usually during an intoxicated state, in extremely crowded areas, i.e. concerts, tailgates, wet t-shirt contests, and/or food and beer festivals (when walking to the restroom is just not an option)

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You are at a crowded concert and the headlining act has just taken the stage. Suddenly, the urge to pee hits you! Everyone knows the lines are long in the bathroom and it will take forever. The only other option is the one knee pee. You assume the one knee stance, pull up your pants/shorts leg past the knee that is touching the ground, pull out tool and let it fly.
Warning: the one knee pee works best under cover of darkness and only in extremely crowded areas. The author of this message is not responsible for anyone who attempts to pee uphill or into the wind.
by Shands_uno August 07, 2007
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des-pee-ration

When you are stuck in traffic and really have to urinate. You are so desperate to go that you pee in whatever is in the car.
"Man, I drank so much coffee this morning that I had des-pee-ration like you wouldn't believe. I filled my empty coffee cup up twice."
by TexasTia February 13, 2010
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pee like a hobo

haveing to pee very urgentley
by serjvolta January 12, 2007
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