Bum Wink

to clench your bum when you hear of something disgusting

Person 1 "Oh my did you hear about .....?? she was shaving her legs and while shaving she cut her leg that bad that you could see the bone"

Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"

by bumwinker March 22, 2011

Bum Tussle

To use one's bum to assert your position in bed. A back to back Fight, a struggle for an optimum sleeping position.

You and your wife are sharing a bed, bum to bum.. she has more than you. A Bum Tussle insues! You win!! HOrrrayy, you are the Bum Tussle Champion. Enjoy the extra space in bed and a full nights rest, looks like your wife will wake up cranky, sucks to be her.

by love4loaded April 29, 2010

bum-fracks

People who deny the basic reality of the real world and science. Especially those who attempt to block, or prevent information about scientific reality from being taught to children, and even other adults.

"Man, those bum-fracks are all gathering a rally to picket the upcoming movie about Darwin."

by skepticality September 18, 2009

Bum children

The sexual act in which after anal intercourse the man that unloaded eats his own sperm out of the takers bum.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and eat some Bum Children.

by Glennkw February 17, 2022

bum hoop

sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or female bottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!

James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".

by Andy Wallwork2 August 08, 2008

Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything

John fortnite was being such a mokers bum

by John fortnite December 30, 2021

Worm in the bum

When you forget something you were just about to say and it troubles you for a long time.

So what were you saying? Ah man, this is going to be a "worm in the bum"!

by Lulu5465 February 16, 2021