A penis that is to be considered perfect size, not too big not too small. A penis that you can’t get enough of.
by Viokie October 4, 2021
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Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
Like the term ass raped, but penis pumped instead (not the literal)
by Mr.Ection August 5, 2021
Get the penis pumped mug.The act of wrapping a fresh dookie around ones tip, covered by the foreskin, before penetrating another mans orifices.
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
Get the Penis Headwrap mug.A beverage consisting of male sperm and ice is usually drank after the act of forming a jerk circle and jerking off all your friends. It is prepared by first:
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Forming the jerk circle
Collecting the juice
Adding ice
Blend until smooth
Add a festive straw if you feel the occasion calls for it
Kurtis: Hey lets form a jerk circle than make a couple Penis Cumladas
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
Matt: WTF you faggot im not gunna drink your sperm
Austin: (pukes)
by Mr. Omg February 22, 2011
Get the Penis Cumlada mug.A penis the is reminiscent of anything from a big toe to a pinky toe. even so much that it has a calus like knuckle.
by nickbevpool August 18, 2011
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