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Patrickism

A religion where we pray to our lord and savior, Patrick. He has saved us from cancer and ebola, and is known for granting woman their ability to reproduce. If you have ever met Patrick, get on your knees and pray, because this is a once in a lifetime chance.
John: “Have you joined Patrickism yet?”
Bob: “Yeah man a while ago.”
John: “OH MY GOD IS THAT PATRICK???”
Bob: *starts sucking his dick*
by Juicymama56 April 6, 2022
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potato patrick

guy who eats a lot of fries
guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries

guy b: damn okay potato patrick
by zeruela June 10, 2025
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Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024
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Patrick

A skater boy, who is really nice and when you are down he would be there for you, but he has a side ( a very weird side ) but that doesn’t bother his friends, Patrick is a very fun friend to be around, he is funny , sweet, and very strange about things u don’t want to know , but anyway I hope u find a Patrick at there bc u need one rn
Boy - yea Patrick was talking about poop the other day.
by Handle blank March 24, 2019
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A Patrick

If you camp and/or tunnel in Dead by Daylight you are a Patrick because you actually believe that is "skillfull".
by MommaDragon December 16, 2022
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patrick walker

massive fucking stud. huge muscles. star of the life of patrick show
by Your fat mother January 6, 2022
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Patrick

Patrick is a tall guy that most doesn’t like but he doesn’t give a fuck❗️And he is really fun to be around he can sometimes be mean but he always has reasons he is a Sagittarius and they are the best to ever do it
People: they don’t like you
Patrick: ion care I love me fuck them
by Ojhhjnvv September 24, 2019
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