Charles: dude, I think something's wrong...
Brandon: what is it?
Charles: I am growing something on my dick...
Brandon: ewwww
Charles: should I go to the doctor?
Brandon: yes!
Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
Brandon: what is it?
Charles: I am growing something on my dick...
Brandon: ewwww
Charles: should I go to the doctor?
Brandon: yes!
Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
by IAmDillChicken June 22, 2016
Get the Dick nipplemug. by uncle meatster December 5, 2013
Get the mongoose nipplesmug. by BrowneyePinkstink December 19, 2015
Get the nerd nipplesmug. Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 January 16, 2016
Get the Vampire nipplemug. by Meme machine 420911 May 31, 2016
Get the Golden nipplesmug. Big soft nipples that are multicoloured and sexy as fuck
Scientifically proven to cause massive orgasms.
Scientifically proven to cause massive orgasms.
by Rainbow_nigga September 4, 2016
Get the rainbow nipplesmug. When you get done hitting it raw dog in the poop shoot, and she jumps up and drags that muddy crack across your nips.
Jon:"bro"
Justin:"what up"
Jon:"after I blew one off in her exit door, she gave me a set of raging MUDDY NIPPLES"
Justin: "brah"
Justin:"what up"
Jon:"after I blew one off in her exit door, she gave me a set of raging MUDDY NIPPLES"
Justin: "brah"
by Mudslide69 August 21, 2017
Get the Muddy nipplesmug.