boss kick

Boss Kick - Instructions

Step 1. Find a good opponent facing your direction.

Step 2. Run like a mad man towards him/her.

Step 3. Depending on your height, jump at him feet first from about 3 1/2 feet away, closer for shorter people.

Step 4. Plant feet comfortably on opponents face, preferably across the forehead and bridge of nose.

Step 5. Push.

Step 6. If all goes well, you should have performed an impressive boss kick. If not, you are either on the ground in front of opponent, or you got grabbed in mid-air and are in the bushes. In either case, get up and run.

P.S. It is considered rude to be boss kicked in the face. Not for your parents dinner parties.

watch it pal, or im gonna Boss Kick you in the face!
umm, what?
Read the instructions. *KICK*

boss kick by Cloak_N_Dagger August 27, 2005

Low-Kick 

1) v. To KO an opponent in a fighting game with persistent attacking of the lower extremities, via kicks. Often times used only as a last resort in a close battle, where much is on the line.

2) v. To finish any task in a quick and unfair manner in order to prove your unwarranted pride.

1) Brian: " FUCK! i had your health all the way down and all you did was crouch and Low-Kick me, you bastard."
Jasen: "You're just upset 'cause you lost."

2) "Dude, i was sick of trying to flirt with her all night to get laid, so i just pulled a Low-Kick and slipped her a roofie."

Low-Kick by JTRjackal June 25, 2009

Did you just kick your flips off bro?

When one bro/brodette is angered or irritated by another bro/brodette and to come at the other bro, said bro kicks his flips off to initiate the bro fight.

"Did you just kick your flips off bro?"
"Yeah bro, I did! Come at me bro!"
"I'm at you bro!"

Did you just kick your flips off bro? by AntoniusPerito & JohnCampbell October 23, 2011

stomp kick 

To knock someone down and to stomp on their face instead of kicking. From the Pennsylvania ghetto of Lightstreet.

That chicken head pissed me off so bad i'm gunna stomp kick her ass.

stomp kick by lance romance April 24, 2005

hospital kick 

In Australian rules football, when a kick is made to one's teammate that is lobbed very high in the air, forcing said teammate to stand waiting for the ball knowing that opposing team players will be running/leaping in hard at him, likely causing said teammate to be injured. At best, the waiting teammate will be getting an opposing team player's knee in his back. If he is facing the opposing player with his frontside exposed, broken rib(s) and/or concussion is likely.

Commentator: Hospital kick to Jones... owww I felt that one from here. He really got his bell rung

hospital kick by great success April 5, 2010

Mega Kick 

To be kicked with the entire force of a pokemon.

Pikachu Mega kicked Ash in the face.

Mega Kick by Sir Bitchin 'lot December 30, 2010

Kevin-Kick-Back 

An individual who does not know how to perform a task, so they flip their work to other individuals.

I couldn't turn on the light, so i pulled a Kevin-kick-back and told my daughter to park her tricycle at Yari's guacamole shop.

Kevin-Kick-Back by KevinKickBack July 28, 2011