Key

bewear DONT digest‼️‼️❌ not vegan or gluten free❌and contains food poisoning❌gross fucking disgusting

oh Key, ya that mf gave me food poisoning

by msnami August 23, 2022

Attack Keys

When you're being attacked and you use your keys to scratch your opponent. Very effective.

YOU used Attack Keys!
Critical hit! Super effective! BURGLAR lost 50 damage!
BURGLAR fainted!
YOU used Phone!
YOU called the police!
POLICE came and arrested BURGLAR!

by rikoxhet July 6, 2018

dean keys

A nigger or beaner who like to suck on french fries

Ur a dean keys

by Ndran July 22, 2017

keis

a person with a cock so big that it has been in everyone's mothers. can make people cum on Command

keis is a god
your mom knows keis

by Unknown Greek god November 22, 2021

The Dawn Key Show

Just a fun way of asking a friend if they've seen The Donkey Show. A fun play on words. Similar to Sofa King.

Hey Man, when you were in Tijuanna did you catch the Dawn Key show?

by KBar March 16, 2011

Brown Key

One's permission to sticketh one's penis in the butthole

She gave me the Brown Key

by Iamtheking13 July 25, 2016

Because bread tastes better than key

usually a prisoner chooses bread instead of a key, and is usually someone who thinks it tastes better than key.

its a metaphor for the fact that we often choose temporary-
Because bread tastes better than key

by aviation lover 123 July 8, 2025