Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

"an Arab kingdom in Western Asia...bordered by Saudi Arabia...Iraq...Syria...Israel, Palestine....strategically located at the crossroads of Asia, Africa and Europe. The capital, Amman, is Jordan's most populous city as well as the country's economic and cultural centre." (Wikipedia)
The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is the Canada of Israel.
by Glide08 July 11, 2016
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Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT
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Michael Jordan

One who many see as the greatest but us actually nothing but an overrated ass bitch
People think I’m the greatest but I’m not so I’m a Michael Jordan
by Kingsuri April 07, 2018
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I love jordan

Jordan is a really dumb cheese head. He likes the packers and the cyclones while I like the bears and the Hawkeyes. I’m not an uncultured swine like he is. I still love him though, he’s kind and sweet , plus that dick ain’t little😎. I would like to get old with this one and wife him up because he’s uncultivated and can’t do it. Hopefully he will ask me to homecoming before anyone else does lol🤡 ily boo thang
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Missing Jordan syndrome

Missing Jordan syndrome - a condition that when not around a Jordan can lead to, anxiety, a feeling of something missing, crying, being sick.

Remedies to missing Jordan syndrome - a cuddle with a Jordan.
I've been sick this week and I don't know why, must be missing Jordan syndrome.
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Grace Jordan King

A dumb bitch that can people laugh with her stupidity.
Damn, Grace Jordan King is the stupidest person i’ve ever met. But I wouldn’t replace her with anyone.
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nike air jordans

Normally worn by a white guy called Stuart who thinks his black but ain’t.
I wish I could jump Every white guy wearing Nike air Jordans
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