Jonathon

He is that shrimpy white kid in your theater class. Jonathon is the type of guy youʻll find playing the game Celeste on his computer and who will write monologues about being at the cemetary. He will often refer to JTM as his leige or John the Superior. When he likes someone heʻll try to be very secretive about it, but if youʻre his friend youʻll know exactly who he likes right away. A Jonathon will often say the word “Poggers” or call you a dummy a lot. In addition, he will bully you for being short or straight, and then will ask you how tall you are. Even though sometimes he can be annoying, he will do his best to hype you up and you guys can be blanket burrito twins together. Heʻll make you laugh a lot and heʻs a great friend to have even though his discord name is ʻImTheBiggestBoy’.

Jonathon likes to make use of the word poggers.

by Rose King 🌹 December 2, 2020

johnatan

a bad way to spell Johnathan

Dave: *writes johnatan*
Sam: "Did you just fucking say asterisk writes johnatan asterik? I'm tired of your illiterate bullshit, its like you're a second grader in a 21 year old's body. This is why your mom whores herself out every night, because she knows you cant get a job with that mutha-fucking smooth brain of yours. I've unfriended you on every website we use and blocked you, and you come to me every fucking day with this shitty ass weeabo bullshit, you soy boy. Go fucking try to jump off a moving train, you sad horny fucking excuse for a organism on this earth, because you fucking only drain shit, we need the oxygen that your heavy mouth breathing ass uses every day. Please kill yourself, and soon"
Dave: "same time tommorow?"

by dovethebird December 2, 2020

Jonathon

legendary name of awesomeness, hot, and sexiness

Jonathon is hot OMG!!

by Jonathon the awesome name April 16, 2021

jontahan

When u cant spell jonathan

Man, i cant spelled jonathan wrong. It says jontahan

by A very trustable man June 13, 2021

jonathon

Jonathon is Jonathon just spelled right. He is so good looking and is a decent height. Many will say he's the kind’ve boy they imagine they’re dream husband. He is also so good at basketball

Jonathon is good looking and good at basketball

by beverly123876 September 16, 2021

junathan

Junathan is a magnificent beast, the name Junathan was created in the 2000’s by a man named Mark Solomon. If your blessed to have this name you are most likely to be the sexiest man in the world to ever have walked the planet that pulls chicks left right and centre, however he’s the most loyal person that you’ll know.The penis size of this lad is massive and usually does damage to a women’s pussy.

Junathan is so dam sexy!
Who is that guy walking down the street his name must be junathan because he’s so god dam sexy!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Johnathon

Johnathon is a charming southern man who has a lot of potential but believes his worth is defined by women… whether it be the women he sleeps with or the women he gives attention to. What Johnathon doesn’t realize is he doesn’t need all that, because he’s perfect just the way he is. He’s a bit too strong willed, but could have a lasting love if he let go of his pride. He cares too much about his ego and not enough about his partner’s feelings. This will catch up to him when he’s 30. He loves to help others in need. He’ll make you feel safe if you are in a dangerous area. He’s amazing at cuddling. He’s good at romantic lines. He has mesmerizing blue eyes and long dark hair. He has really nice facial hair that isn’t patchy. He has a sweet innocent smile and the sweetest voice and southern accent you’ll ever hear. You won’t break his heart, but he’ll certainly break yours.

Oh no, not a Johnathon. Pass the whiskey, I’m about to get my heart broken.

by Prettierthanthesunset November 23, 2021