italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt

that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell

by Real facts 4 lyfe September 06, 2021

Italian star

Another term for a soulmate. Usually used on men/boys ages 13-14.

“Did you see Becky and Robert? They are so in love.”
“Yeah,they’re each other’s Italian star.”

by SatanClause.6913 March 13, 2018

Yelling at the Italians

When you really speak to your audience in a language they understand.

Great work in that shareholder meeting, you were really yelling at the Italians

by knerd_ April 05, 2024

Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 05, 2022

italian truckstop

When you shove a pound of coffee beans in your anus, and shit spray them across 5 naked men in a truck stop bathroom.

We got bored on the road trip, so we stopped and tried an Italian Truckstop to spice up the trip.

by gerontee February 15, 2019

The Italian Senate Incident

so on the 17th of january the italian senate were holding a meeting about...i dunno, pizza or sum shit. Then, outta nowhere, a hacker made his way to the call and broadcasted porn of Tifa Lockheart from FFVII. it was awesome lol.

Guy one: "Bro did you hear about the Italian senate incident"
Guy two: "the one with tifa lockhart?"
Guy one: "yea"
Guy two: "yea that was funny as shit lol"

by NFTs are gay September 22, 2023

Italian Breadstick

You coat your dick in Parmesan cheese then have your girl put Marinara sauce in her mouth then she sucks the life out of you.....

“Baby imma give you the Italian breadstick tonight”

by Count Cockula October 09, 2019