italian chocolate freezie

The act of eating Nutella off of a man's genitals while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.

"Dude, Jennifer gave me an Italian chocolate freezie last night!"

"Cool, man. What is that? Some kind of expensive ice cream treat?"

"No, dude. She rubbed ice cubes on my nipples while eating Nutella off my wiener."

by acedude69 May 17, 2014

Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.

The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.

by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023

Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Edible Italians

A type of pasta dish, typically using a combination of penne noodles, alfredo sauce, and pepperoni

Oi mate I just had some edible italians at a nice restaurant this morning.

by EdibleItalians February 17, 2019

Golden Italian

A drunk Italian-American (typically male) who deliberately urinates in his pants instead of getting up to use the bathroom.

Marc's barstool is continously soaked in piss because he's a Golden Italian who thinks giving himself a Golden Shower is better than pissing in a urinal and losing his seat.

by Hot Franklin July 5, 2023

Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023