human corpse

A hilarious way to refer to a cadaver during any stage of decomposition. Especially funny when in the medical training environment due to its unprofessional and disrespectful connotation. Phrase commonly screamed or yelled, especially when drunk but does not exclude sober mention.
Phrase more commonly used to describe humans that are still alive but on the absolute brink of death, humans that live dangerously, humans that are beyond drunk, humans suffering from spine injuries, humans that are "too cool for school", humans that wear Ed Hardy and/or Affliction clothing, humans that over-tan as to resemble a burnt human corpse, humans that are also called "douche-bags", 90% of New Jersey, humans that are of Asian descent, humans that are oblivious to their surroundings, further increasing their chances of becoming a human corpse, humans that are bad drivers, humans that follow and do not lead, humans that are vomiting, humans that are immobile due to drug use, and humans that self-pity.

Murph was moving the cadaver into the freezer when someone screamed, "human corpse!" into the megaphone.

human corpse by Skeleton Fishhook December 1, 2010

Human

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR DUMB ASS THINKING LOOKING UP YOUR OWN SPECIES?! WHAT THE FUCK IS MY DUMBASS THINKING EXPLAINING IT TO YOU?! You should know what your own
species is and if you don't go back to your dad's ballsack and ask one of your fellow brother or sister sperm. C:

Your dumb ass: "Hey mom what's a human?"
Your mom: "HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING YOU DUMB FUCK" *kills herself*

Human by Meeper12 January 1, 2017

human lightning bug 

When someone inserts a glows tick into their anus and presents it to a crowd for viewing.

Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.

human lightning bug by Anicken July 13, 2018

Human Rights Deactivist 

A human rights deactivist is a person who constricts another person’s rights due to external or stereotypical factors. These are the oppressors of the activists. They will often protest against the sane, rational demands made by the true activists. These are the disgusting douches who will try to silence the truth. They will spread lies on the media to defame those who are simply fighting for their rights.

Person 1: All of these human rights deactivists are trying to take away women’s rights to abortion!
Person 2: Yes, they’re starting arguments online and trying to stop protests by misleading the uniformed citizens.
Person 1: People have a right to abortion. It’s their body and those human rights deactivists are trying to take their rights away!
Person 2: Period.

Human Rights Deactivist by Willybumweetoe July 1, 2022

Cards against humanity 

Card game kinda like apples to apples suggested to be played with parents, grandparents, or the in-laws. A game for the sick and twisted with no morals.

Playing cards against humanity *Johnny reading question card* “children in Zimbabwe are starving because” *Johnny reading answer card* “My penis shrank”

Cards against humanity by Tol501 August 18, 2018

human garbage disposal/can 

someone who eats almost any leftover,spoiled,old,or just nasty food.

When you get stoned you turn into the human gaarbage disposal.

human garbage disposal/can by sky May 10, 2003

Human question mark

As to question whether or not you are all ears to a person of authority, or to question someone's intelligence.

Good phrase for use in the Military to lower ranks.

Sgt: Fall in privates!

Pvt: (wanders around aimlessly)

Sgt: What the hell are you doing private? Fall in...you human question mark.

Human question mark by Owen Uttley September 6, 2008