The state of not having sex (either as a virgin or just for the time being), almost always against your will.
The official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:
1. Butt sex counts
2. Getting oral sex: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. Being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. Hookers count.
The official rules of getting some versus getting nothing are as follows:
1. Butt sex counts
2. Getting oral sex: good enough to spoil your virginity, not enough to be impressive
3. Being on the other end of oral (without getting anything else) is almost the same, but just makes you seem desperate.
4. Hookers count.
Bob: Dude, I'm tired of getting nothing...
Tom: Look, there's a hooker down on the corner.
Bob: I am all over that.
Tom: Look, there's a hooker down on the corner.
Bob: I am all over that.
by redslash April 19, 2008
by sukebe September 19, 2004
To consume intoxicating alcohol or drugs to the point where you are incapable of verbally communicating past incoherent mumbles. Motor skills are also severely hampered thereby giving the overall impression of severe retardation.
by Timmy November 04, 2003
{Get Noob} means that you are (A. Asserting dominance over whoever you are saying it to. (B. Insulting someone. (C. Complimenting somebody.
by JohnHeckerson June 30, 2019
I told Robbie that he needs to get a grip (and I don't mean on my pantyhose either!)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
I also told him Dave said the same thing.
btw Dave's dick is bigger :-)
by TheMocker December 30, 2005
A: get your hands on somebody (informal)
if you say you will kill someone when you get your hands on them, you mean you will be very angry with them
B: get/lay your hands on something
to succeed in obtaining something
C: get your hands on somebody also lay your hands on somebody
1. to work with someone
2. to punish someone severel
D: get your hands on something also lay your hands on something
to obtain something
if you say you will kill someone when you get your hands on them, you mean you will be very angry with them
B: get/lay your hands on something
to succeed in obtaining something
C: get your hands on somebody also lay your hands on somebody
1. to work with someone
2. to punish someone severel
D: get your hands on something also lay your hands on something
to obtain something
For get hands on
A:
You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!
B:
As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on. If you ever get your hands on a copy, I'd love to have a look.
C:
1: I would love to get my hands on somebody like that,†said Jones, whose company teaches politicians how to present themselves on TV
2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!
D:
I bought all the mystery videos that I could get my hands on. As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on.
A:
You wait till I get my hands on her - I'll kill her!
B:
As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on. If you ever get your hands on a copy, I'd love to have a look.
C:
1: I would love to get my hands on somebody like that,†said Jones, whose company teaches politicians how to present themselves on TV
2: You wait till I get my hands on you, young man - you'll be sorry you ever heard of cigarettes!
D:
I bought all the mystery videos that I could get my hands on. As a kid I read anything I could lay my hands on.
by Eng--Mah April 09, 2010
Often used when someone thinks they are to good, better then someone, ahead of the game, Overzealous Confidence, or when one thinks they better then they are. "Get a grip" simply reminds them that they arent.. Basically used when someone thinks their shit doesnt stink. "To come back to reality"..
by Trish Nunz July 29, 2007